Jamie Lynn Spears is NOT Pregnant

Earlier I posted about how Britney's little sister could be pregnant. I said how it might be rumors, but I couldn't be sure. Well, now we're sure. Jamie Lynn's pregnancy was a false alarm. Which pretty much leaves me relieved, for various reasons. She's only sixteen.

Before taking a home pregnancy test, Jamie Lynn confided her fears that she might be pregnant in her older sister, Britney. The test, however, proved that the missed menstrual cycle was only a false alarm.

Britney promised her little sis that she would be there for her to help with anything and that she wouldn't tell the secret. J.L.'s mother was furious that she didn't go to her first.

Well, all in all, I'm glad that the next Spears baby won't be coming from Jamie Lynn.

Jennifer Aniston Brushes her Teeth in the Shower

Jennifer Aniston wants to save the world, so she brushes her teeth in the shower.

The former ‘Friends’ star claims that she always cleans her teeth and body at the same time to save water and electricity.

“I take a three-minute shower. I even brush-wash - brush my teeth while I shower.”

She also says that every two minutes in the shower uses up the equivalent of water a person in Africa uses in a whole day, for everything they do.

Even though it's probably not going to help the environment a significant amount, I think it's great she's doing this. She's setting a good example and if everyone started being as resourceful it would make a difference.

Underage Hilary Duff Drinking at Arena Nightclub

19 year old actress Hilary Duff was spotted at Arena Nightclub on Thursday night, sporting a cigarette and a mixed drink with her new boyfriend, 26 year old Mike Comrie, NHL star.

Wait, hold on! Everything's all wrong here. The fact that she's underage isn't even the question. The thing is, isn't this the girl who said she doesn't drink or do drugs? I thought she was going to be the last sober girl in Hollywood, but here she is, already on the road named Lindsay Lohan. Hilary said she wasn't interested in drinking or doing drugs because she thinks you can have fun without that stuff.

But there's something else wrong too: her new boyfriend. Just a couple weeks ago Hilary stated that she's content with living her life being single for the time being, and she doesn't want another man in her life at the moment.

You know, and I thought this girl wasn't half bad. But she's going against every word she's spoken in one night.

Could Britney's Little Sister be Pregnant?

There's a lot of talk going around that Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney's little sister, could be carrying a baby. Of course, as far as I know now, it's all rumors. But who knows, maybe the next Spears baby won't be from Britney.

The news is all from the National Enquirer, so I won't believe it until I see it. Jamie Lynn is only 16 years old and has recently been house hunting with her 19 year old boyfriend, Casey Aldridge (an in the case that she is pregnant, I suppose he's to blame). She's an actress for the kids' TV channel, Nickelodeon. Wouldn't she be a very bad role model for all the young children out there who adore her if she had a baby?

Anyway, I just hope these rumors are untrue and that Jamie Lynn isn't following in her big sister's footsteps.

Nicole Richie is Going to Jail

Of course, it comes as no shock, does it? Nicole Richie is going to serve time. After pleading guilty to driving under the influence of drugs, I was surprised at her light sentence. She gets to serve four days in a city or county jail of her choosing (starting by September 28). Nicole was fined $2,048 and is going to have to complete a 21 day course on alcohol education and serve three years probation.

And to think Paris Hilton was sentenced a whole 45 days. Nicole could use a little more time. (Because who doesn't like a stupid celebrity in jail? I know I do!) Speaking of stupid, the alcohol education course is pointless. This girl won't learn a thing. Look at how well rehab worked for Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan is Messed Up

I had really thought Lindsay Lohan was actually trying to become sober, but seriously... Who was I kidding? She was just arrested for cocaine possession and drunk driving only 11 days after being released from rehab. I was stupid for thinking that she actually had some sense in her after all.

Now, apparently she has even more problems than I originally thought. In rehab, the rumors are that she would supposedly strip down naked and walk around the facility, wearing nothing at all. She liked the shock she got from people and she craved the attention.

A source told National Enquirer magazine: "Lindsay was howling with laughter as she told all her friends, including Bruce Willis' daughter Rumer. They were all giggling too and their eyes were popping out.

"Lindsay said, 'I drove them all mad wandering around completely naked. They kept telling me to quit, but it was so much fun to tease all those boys. I just couldn't stop it!'."

We can't be sure if this is exactly true because there aren't even any pictures that have surfaced, but hey, it's Lindsay Lohan.

Celeb Gossip Roundup - I do, I do!

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are in the process of shopping for wedding rings, and hopefully (for them) they will soon be saying I do. However, I don't understand why that girl is in love with him. He's only famous for his ex Jessica Simpson and he looks like a slab of raw meat.

Scarlett Johansson is defending the nose ring she has had for two years, even though no one even cares anymore. She wants to get into the press so she talks about the piercing being all about her creative side. Scarlett... We don't care!

Victoria Beckham warned Paris Hilton (and Lindsay and Britney) to keep away from her beloved David after she heard the 'Stars are Blind' singer call him "hot". But I don't think you have anything to worry about, Victoria. Paris is too busy making out with Cisco Adler. Ew.

Besides giving Cisco Adler a lap dance, Paris Hilton has been making a difference in the world by visiting a children's hospital. Apparently, according to Paris and the doctors, the premature babies were soooo happy to see her and she brightened their day very much. Yeah. Sure.

Jessica Alba Breaks Up with Cash Warren

Jessica Alba is single. Apparently she broke up with her boyfriend of two years, Cash Warren, because she "didn't love him anymore". To make it double ouch, she broke up with him over the phone.

After the phone call, when she had told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore," Alba sent an assistant to the home they shared in L.A. to pack Warren's bags so he could be moved out.

According to a source, the breakup happened almost out of nowhere. Cash thinks it's for another guy but he can't be sure. However, the breakup is all Alba, and he is devastated.

Don't think this means you have a chance. :)

Alli Sims is a Backstabber

Alli Sims is a backstabber. You know, the one who is Britney Spears's cousin and has been clinging to her for months. Well, now she's vanished, and that's obviously because she's working on her own project. Alli Sims wants to be a pop star too.

Look, she's even got her own website up: Click here.

I don't even know what to say about this. Not that I even want to come anywhere near to defending Britney, but isn't this called backstabbing? Alli has been hanging around with Britney, helping her, and being her best friend for months now, and suddenly she's disappeared to try and take over and be more famous?

I would say it must be hard to be in Britney's shadow, but it's not like the girl is actually sane/normal or anything. And just like her cousin, I'm sure Alli won't have any talent either. This will be interesting to watch progress.

Paris Hilton Makes Out with Cisco Adler

On Tuesday Paris Hilton was seen at Guy's karaoke night making out with Mischa Barton's ex, Cisco Adler.

A spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton's grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. When she wasn't getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of "Bette Davis Eyes," followed by a medley of her hit "Stars are Blind."

Paris is definitely not the most attractive female alive, but even she could find some more better looking than Cisco Adler. I mean, seriously... You can't much uglier, and much creepier, than that guy.

Lindsay Lohan Looking Happy in Colorful Dress

Lindsay Lohan is looking pretty and happy in a bright, colorful dress that is full length. I'm not too sure about Lindsay. She's always being irresponsible and getting into one thing or another, but it's probably hard with all the pressure, all the time. I just hope she can be happy.

Rihanna in Vibe Vixen

Rihanna is looking great on the cover of Vibe Vixen. But besides the cover, there's also some interesting stuff inside. Rihanna talks about how she couldn't take Jay-Z anymore after a while. She also confesses that she loves white guys, even though she didn't before.

“I wouldn’t have wanted to date White guys before, but they’re killing it right now - Justin Timberlake, Orlando Bloom, Paul Walker … Every hot guy I see is White”

Kirsten Dunst is Gross

You know, I've never really been a big fan of this girl. She's ugly and her looks are constantly on a downhill road. She needs to wash her hair, or at least put on a bra!

She needs to take a shower, get some good make-up, and put on a bra. And I bet she smells pretty bad too, so Kirsten, do something about that.

Not only is she completely hideous, but she's also a snob. Hmm. She's great all around!

Disney's Ashley Tisdale Has a Nipple Slip

Disney star Ashley Tisdale had a nipple slip. She's 22 years old (or something like that) and plays a young teenage girl in the Disney Channel show The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, if you don't know who she is. She also was in that Disney movie, Highschool Musical. She "sings" too, as seen below:

WARNING: NSFW UNCENSORED IMAGE BELOW.

Lily Allen Has a Third Nipple

Apparently Lily Allen has three nipples, and she will even show you hers.



Did you know that apparently 1/10 of people have a third nipple?

Paris Hilton: The Blonde Icon of This Decade

It's always great to have self confidence. But Paris Hilton has WAY too much! She told The Sunday Times, a British newspaper, this:

“There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now,… I’m that icon.”

I don't think it's even possibly to be more full of yourself than she is.

Paris Hilton is into Politics

Paris Hilton never stops lying, does she? She tries to make us think she's really a little good girl, but then runs around prancing about like a little slut. Oh Paris, we do know better. We're a lot smarter than you are.

During her Larry King interview, Paris told us that she's never done drugs (lie, lie, lie, it's called photos and videos, Paris). She also said that she reads the Bible, which I just can't see her doing. And I guess she never did, because when asked of a passage she likes, she couldn't even think of one. Way to go, Paris. But now she's apparently said something else, except this went on off-air.

While off camera, King asked Paris Hilton if she votes, according to a source. Oh yes, Hilton responded. When did you last vote, King asked according to the insider, who says that Hilton replied, “Last year.” When King wanted to know which election she voted in, Hilton explained, “Presidential.” “I guess she forgot there was no presidential election last year,” quipped one amused source. “She was too busy reading the Bible."

Kim Kardashian Hides the Butt She's So Proud Of

Kim Kardashian was caught on the beach in a bikini, but she never let her insanely large butt be seen. Either she was facing towards the camera, deep in the water, or had a towel wrapped around her. She always seems to be so proud of that huge behind, so I don't get why she's not flaunting it now.

Lindsay Lohan is Doing Better

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab. Lindsay's rep, Leslie Sloane, said the following:

“On Friday, July 13, 2007, Lindsay Lohan successfully completed her 45 days of residential and extended care treatment at Promises. She has transitioned to an intensive outpatient program, which includes attendance at daily AA meetings, outpatient therapy and daily testing. On her own, she has also made the decision in support of her sobriety to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet. In part she is wearing the bracelet so there are no questions about her sobriety if she chooses to go dancing or dining in a place where alcohol is served.”

Apparently Lindsay is doing great and she's getting a lot of support working on her sobriety.

Lindsay has already worn her bracelet in public while she hung out with some friends in Las Vegas at Pure. A clubgoer said that Lindsay seemed to be having a pretty good evening and that she was smiling almost all of the time.

Good for you, Lindsay! I'm proud of you! :)

Britney Spears Loves Responsiblity

Britney Spears decided she loves responsibility and that she doesn't have enough of it. I mean, she IS the most responsible person I know, she can handle her children and her parakeet and now her new dog. So I totally have nothing against her getting this puppy.

That poor Yorkshire Terrier. I do feel very, very sorry for it to be honest with you.

Courtney Love Scares Me

Wow. Courtney Love has usually never looked all that great, but now she's just right down scary. I mean, when I saw this picture, I cowered in fear. Not that I'm a scaredy baby or anything. But who wouldn't be freaked out by this?!?! I don't even know what to say. I'll just back away slowly now...

Fergie Pole Dances for Boyfriend

Josh Duhamel has had a stripper pole installed in their home so his girlfriend Fergie can do some moves for him.

"Fergie is taking lessons, but she won’t get on it until she knows what she’s doing, ’cause she doesn’t want to look stupid," Duhamel tells next month’s Glamour.

He also says there's no way he could have gotten with the Black Eyed Peas lead singer when he was in high school. "She would have been too hot for me in high school. I would have been intimidated by her."

Sure, okay. You lovebirds have fun. But Fergie is not the most intimidatingly stunning girl in the world. In fact, a lot of the time she doesn't even look like a girl. She usually looks like a guy. Or an ape.

Eva Longoria Is Not Allowed To Have Babies

Eva Longoria is not allowed to have children.

Wait, what? No, no, you heard me right. Newlywed Eva Longoria is banned from having babies for at least a year.

Why can't she have a child for a whole year with her new husband? Because her 'Desperate Housewives' boss said so. She cannot get pregnant because it was not written in the storyline.

Eva says she is fine with the ban of getting pregnant, even though she wants kids very much. She says she is now just looking forward to spending time with her new husband.

The offspring will wait!

Britney Spears Looks Like Crap

Oh, excuse me, wait... Does she ever NOT?

This is Britney Spears pictured with a nasty weave, and it seems like she doesn't own a hair brush, or even ever look in the mirror. She's so hideous. I mean, even just look at that scalp showing through. She has so much money so how is it even possible that she can look this bad?

Did I mention this picture was taken of her coming out of a Taco Bell Express? She went inside just to relieve herself in their bathroom. Gross much? Yeah. Britney's all around gross.

Emma Watson at the Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix Premiere

Here are some photos of Emma Watson at the Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix Premiere in LA. I actually don't mind Emma Watson. She's a pretty, sweet girl and she's not completely unfocused and full of herself like American celebrities usually are. Anyway, on to the pics... Click on them to see them full size.

Put a Sock in it, Kelly Clarkson Haters

There are so many people who are saying Kelly Clarkson's new album 'My December' sucks and there's a lot of negative press around it.

But Kelly Clarkson's album 'My December' is the #1 most bought album in the world this week. Right now, she's sold a little less than half a million worldwide.

Kudos to Kelly, singer of the song 'Never Again', for being who she wants to be and sticking to what she believes in, in when the press and everyone else is being negative and hating. Maybe other people should do what she's doing and try something different for a change. Her album is NOT that bad! It's actually better than most out there.

Serena Williams is Looking Masculine

Is this picture of Serena Williams disturbing and scary or what? Please do tell me she's still a woman and not a man now (click the image to make it larger).

In the photo she is shown at the 2007 Wimbledon Tennis Championships. It's downright freaky how much she resembles that of the male species.

College Student Inherits Paris Hilton's Phone Number

A U.S. college student by the name of Shira Barlow started receiving late-night phone calls just days after she got her new cell phone. That's when she discovered she had unwittingly inherited the old phone number of heiress Paris Hilton, and calls and text messages still came in after five months later.

The text messages usually came from 2-4 in the morning asking about cool night clubs, but around the time Paris was going to jail those were replaced by condolences.

Barlow said she had to resist the temptation of posing as Hilton to get into exclusive parties for her and her friends. She also says she does not plan to switch the number because instead of being a hassle and annoyance, having Paris Hilton's old number provides a source of amusement.

"She inherited it in February under a practice in which U.S. phone companies recycle old cell phone numbers after six months to meet increasing demand, the Times said."

Halle Berry is Rude and Bossy

You heard me, Halle Berry is rude and bossy.

She's married to Gabriel Aubry, who could be regretting his vows by now. On a recent trip to Restoration Hardware in Century City, Mrs. Berry forced Gabriel to go with her to pick out some candles and towels. A salesperson came to them and asked if they needed help. Halle declined.

“She told him: ‘No Thanks. He needs to learn how to do these things himself! You men suddenly get all helpless when it comes to domestic stuff. And that just doesn’t cut it with me!’”

Wait, and that's not all. When it was time to pay, the total was over $1,000, and Halle didn't want to spend her good money. At first her husband just stood there until Halle said, "Well, you certainly don't think I'm paying!" Gabriel quickly took out a black American Express card and paid. Sucks to be him. Why did he choose her out of all those other fish in the sea?

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Horrendous

I've never been a big fan of Sarah Jessica Parker's, but... wow... I have no clue what she was thinking when she put this... thing on. I don't even know what to categorize it as.

She attended the the exhibit of Valentino's greatest creations in Rome, Italy on July 6 wearing this... whatever it is. She was with her husband Mathew. Surely he was embarrassed just to be seen near her?

Hilary Duff Will Never Do Drugs

I don't know why I'm posting so much about Hilary Duff lately, but right now it seems there's a lot to say about her. But currently, if she's being 100% honest, then I'm impressed and proud of her for the way she's planning to handle her life.

Duff says that watching young stars use drugs and ruin their careers is keeping her focused. She is very determined not to ruin her image and her life by messing around with substances. She has a lot going for her, being a singer, actress, and having her own clothes, perfume, and doll lines.

"When I first moved to Hollywood with my parents we lived at the Oakwood Apartments. There were all these people there who were really successful, up-and-coming actors who were on TV shows and stuff. But they all got into drugs and lost all their money and are nowhere now. They just fell off the face of the earth. It scared me. It made me so uninterested in drugs and experimenting," Hilary told Stella magazine.

Good for you, Hil, good for you! Now let's just see if you can keep it that way. ;)

Hilary Duff Gives out X-Rated Goodie Bags

Click here to see the video!!!!

It is quite understandable that one mom is pretty upset when she took her young, 12-year-old daughter to a Hilary Duff concert. But instead of there being a CD in the goodie bag (like the girl wanted), there was condoms, an adult catalog, and some suntan oil with pictures of marijuana leaves on the front. See the video here.

What were they thinking?

Hilary Duff in a Bikini

Here's Hilary Duff hitting the beach on the fourth of July with her sister, Haylie. Doesn't she look different? Everyone stills sees 19-year-old Hilary as blonde, preteen Lizzie McGuire, no matter how hard Hil tries to shake the image and label she's given. Let's face it, she's all grown up now.

Anyway here's a quick full body photo:

Vanessa Minnilo and Nick Lachey Sex Pictures

We've already laid our eyes on the nude pictures of Vanessa Minnilo and Nick Lachey that appeared, but now there are these. And these don't show the skin, but they show the action.

Nick's response to the photos?

“Where’s the scandal? I was in Mexico with my girlfriend of a year, celebrating our anniversary on a private vacation. It’s not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker. We’ve all gone out and had a few too many and done something stupid. We’ve all made mistakes.”

And he's right. Think about it, anyway. Normal couples do what Vanessa and Nick did all the time. But there aren't cameras constantly watching normal people. Living the life of a celebrity surely isn't all sugar and sweetness.

Jessica Simpson's New Movie Really Sucks

Jessica Simpson's new movie is a disaster... and John Mayer is to blame?



If you want to see Blonde Ambition, you're going to need to wait a little longer, because the release date has been pushed back a second time. Jessica's manager dad even thinks the movie is horrible and doesn't want it competing with other films. The release date was set for August 3rd, and then it was delayed until the last week of August.

Jessica's relationship with John Mayer has supposedly contributed to her unfabulous performance in the movie.

"Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often," said an source. "She always had her dog around, was on the phone with boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV."

Yeah. It's all John's fault that Miss Simpson couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. So whenever Blonde Ambition (a waste of time and money) comes out, I'm telling you not to see it. Unless you want to go make fun of it, of course. Because that's pretty much all you can do.

Lindsay Lohan is 21

Happy Birthday, Lindsay!!!

It's July 2 and Lindsay Lohan, actress, singer, and party girl, is now 21 years old. Now that she's 21, that means she can drink freely (well, mostly). But will Lindsay's party life get even more out of control, or is she becoming more responsible and will she handle it?

Lindsay has been quietly moving all of her belongings out of her apartment in Sierra Towers in LA. That place is "too wild" for her new way of life.

"The Sierra Towers is party central," says an insider. "Lindsay has made the decision not to be around that when she gets out."

That's surprising, but we'll see. Anyway, Lindsay's made some mistakes in her life, but we all do. Let's see if rehab helps her and if she can clean up or if she just goes back to making things worse, and keeps being destructive.

Hurley Dresses Son in Pink Bikini

Elizabeth Hurley dressed up her son Damian in a pink bikini and put the picture on her website for the children's swimwear line. However, she was forced to remove the image after public outrage. She was accused of exploiting her son for financial profit.

That poor little boy... Liz is so cheap so won't even get a little girl to be her model, and instead she uses her son and makes him look ridiculous in those big, white shades. A source says that others were uncomfortable about the photo shoot but that Liz insisted on it.