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Monday, July 2, 2007

Jessica Simpson's New Movie Really Sucks

Jessica Simpson's new movie is a disaster... and John Mayer is to blame?

Jessica Simpson Red Coat

If you want to see Blonde Ambition, you're going to need to wait a little longer, because the release date has been pushed back a second time. Jessica's manager dad even thinks the movie is horrible and doesn't want it competing with other films. The release date was set for August 3rd, and then it was delayed until the last week of August.

Jessica's relationship with John Mayer has supposedly contributed to her unfabulous performance in the movie.

"Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often," said an source. "She always had her dog around, was on the phone with boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV."

Yeah. It's all John's fault that Miss Simpson couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. So whenever Blonde Ambition (a waste of time and money) comes out, I'm telling you not to see it. Unless you want to go make fun of it, of course. Because that's pretty much all you can do.

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