Jamie Lynn Spears is NOT Pregnant

Earlier I posted about how Britney's little sister could be pregnant. I said how it might be rumors, but I couldn't be sure. Well, now we're sure. Jamie Lynn's pregnancy was a false alarm. Which pretty much leaves me relieved, for various reasons. She's only sixteen.

Before taking a home pregnancy test, Jamie Lynn confided her fears that she might be pregnant in her older sister, Britney. The test, however, proved that the missed menstrual cycle was only a false alarm.

Britney promised her little sis that she would be there for her to help with anything and that she wouldn't tell the secret. J.L.'s mother was furious that she didn't go to her first.

Well, all in all, I'm glad that the next Spears baby won't be coming from Jamie Lynn.

Jennifer Aniston Brushes her Teeth in the Shower

Jennifer Aniston wants to save the world, so she brushes her teeth in the shower.

The former ‘Friends’ star claims that she always cleans her teeth and body at the same time to save water and electricity.

“I take a three-minute shower. I even brush-wash - brush my teeth while I shower.”

She also says that every two minutes in the shower uses up the equivalent of water a person in Africa uses in a whole day, for everything they do.

Even though it's probably not going to help the environment a significant amount, I think it's great she's doing this. She's setting a good example and if everyone started being as resourceful it would make a difference.

Underage Hilary Duff Drinking at Arena Nightclub

19 year old actress Hilary Duff was spotted at Arena Nightclub on Thursday night, sporting a cigarette and a mixed drink with her new boyfriend, 26 year old Mike Comrie, NHL star.

Wait, hold on! Everything's all wrong here. The fact that she's underage isn't even the question. The thing is, isn't this the girl who said she doesn't drink or do drugs? I thought she was going to be the last sober girl in Hollywood, but here she is, already on the road named Lindsay Lohan. Hilary said she wasn't interested in drinking or doing drugs because she thinks you can have fun without that stuff.

But there's something else wrong too: her new boyfriend. Just a couple weeks ago Hilary stated that she's content with living her life being single for the time being, and she doesn't want another man in her life at the moment.

You know, and I thought this girl wasn't half bad. But she's going against every word she's spoken in one night.

Could Britney's Little Sister be Pregnant?

There's a lot of talk going around that Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney's little sister, could be carrying a baby. Of course, as far as I know now, it's all rumors. But who knows, maybe the next Spears baby won't be from Britney.

The news is all from the National Enquirer, so I won't believe it until I see it. Jamie Lynn is only 16 years old and has recently been house hunting with her 19 year old boyfriend, Casey Aldridge (an in the case that she is pregnant, I suppose he's to blame). She's an actress for the kids' TV channel, Nickelodeon. Wouldn't she be a very bad role model for all the young children out there who adore her if she had a baby?

Anyway, I just hope these rumors are untrue and that Jamie Lynn isn't following in her big sister's footsteps.

Nicole Richie is Going to Jail

Of course, it comes as no shock, does it? Nicole Richie is going to serve time. After pleading guilty to driving under the influence of drugs, I was surprised at her light sentence. She gets to serve four days in a city or county jail of her choosing (starting by September 28). Nicole was fined $2,048 and is going to have to complete a 21 day course on alcohol education and serve three years probation.

And to think Paris Hilton was sentenced a whole 45 days. Nicole could use a little more time. (Because who doesn't like a stupid celebrity in jail? I know I do!) Speaking of stupid, the alcohol education course is pointless. This girl won't learn a thing. Look at how well rehab worked for Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan is Messed Up

I had really thought Lindsay Lohan was actually trying to become sober, but seriously... Who was I kidding? She was just arrested for cocaine possession and drunk driving only 11 days after being released from rehab. I was stupid for thinking that she actually had some sense in her after all.

Now, apparently she has even more problems than I originally thought. In rehab, the rumors are that she would supposedly strip down naked and walk around the facility, wearing nothing at all. She liked the shock she got from people and she craved the attention.

A source told National Enquirer magazine: "Lindsay was howling with laughter as she told all her friends, including Bruce Willis' daughter Rumer. They were all giggling too and their eyes were popping out.

"Lindsay said, 'I drove them all mad wandering around completely naked. They kept telling me to quit, but it was so much fun to tease all those boys. I just couldn't stop it!'."

We can't be sure if this is exactly true because there aren't even any pictures that have surfaced, but hey, it's Lindsay Lohan.

Celeb Gossip Roundup - I do, I do!

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are in the process of shopping for wedding rings, and hopefully (for them) they will soon be saying I do. However, I don't understand why that girl is in love with him. He's only famous for his ex Jessica Simpson and he looks like a slab of raw meat.

Scarlett Johansson is defending the nose ring she has had for two years, even though no one even cares anymore. She wants to get into the press so she talks about the piercing being all about her creative side. Scarlett... We don't care!

Victoria Beckham warned Paris Hilton (and Lindsay and Britney) to keep away from her beloved David after she heard the 'Stars are Blind' singer call him "hot". But I don't think you have anything to worry about, Victoria. Paris is too busy making out with Cisco Adler. Ew.

Besides giving Cisco Adler a lap dance, Paris Hilton has been making a difference in the world by visiting a children's hospital. Apparently, according to Paris and the doctors, the premature babies were soooo happy to see her and she brightened their day very much. Yeah. Sure.