Paris Hilton Cut Out of Grandpa's Will

William Barron Hilton cut Paris Hilton out of his will so she has lost her $60 million inheritance, which will now go to charity.

I can't blame Grandpa! He is embarrassed with Paris's antics, and I would be too. He's been through seeing her porn tape going all over the internet and her crying and screaming when she had to go to the jail for drunk driving on a suspended license.

Now if only Paris Hilton actually needed the money. I'm sure this doesn't mean much to her, except for the fact that it's even more publicity.

Celeb Gossip Roundup - I do, I do!

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are in the process of shopping for wedding rings, and hopefully (for them) they will soon be saying I do. However, I don't understand why that girl is in love with him. He's only famous for his ex Jessica Simpson and he looks like a slab of raw meat.

Scarlett Johansson is defending the nose ring she has had for two years, even though no one even cares anymore. She wants to get into the press so she talks about the piercing being all about her creative side. Scarlett... We don't care!

Victoria Beckham warned Paris Hilton (and Lindsay and Britney) to keep away from her beloved David after she heard the 'Stars are Blind' singer call him "hot". But I don't think you have anything to worry about, Victoria. Paris is too busy making out with Cisco Adler. Ew.

Besides giving Cisco Adler a lap dance, Paris Hilton has been making a difference in the world by visiting a children's hospital. Apparently, according to Paris and the doctors, the premature babies were soooo happy to see her and she brightened their day very much. Yeah. Sure.

Paris Hilton Makes Out with Cisco Adler

On Tuesday Paris Hilton was seen at Guy's karaoke night making out with Mischa Barton's ex, Cisco Adler.

A spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton's grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. When she wasn't getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of "Bette Davis Eyes," followed by a medley of her hit "Stars are Blind."

Paris is definitely not the most attractive female alive, but even she could find some more better looking than Cisco Adler. I mean, seriously... You can't much uglier, and much creepier, than that guy.

Paris Hilton: The Blonde Icon of This Decade

It's always great to have self confidence. But Paris Hilton has WAY too much! She told The Sunday Times, a British newspaper, this:

“There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now,… I’m that icon.”

I don't think it's even possibly to be more full of yourself than she is.

Paris Hilton is into Politics

Paris Hilton never stops lying, does she? She tries to make us think she's really a little good girl, but then runs around prancing about like a little slut. Oh Paris, we do know better. We're a lot smarter than you are.

During her Larry King interview, Paris told us that she's never done drugs (lie, lie, lie, it's called photos and videos, Paris). She also said that she reads the Bible, which I just can't see her doing. And I guess she never did, because when asked of a passage she likes, she couldn't even think of one. Way to go, Paris. But now she's apparently said something else, except this went on off-air.

While off camera, King asked Paris Hilton if she votes, according to a source. Oh yes, Hilton responded. When did you last vote, King asked according to the insider, who says that Hilton replied, “Last year.” When King wanted to know which election she voted in, Hilton explained, “Presidential.” “I guess she forgot there was no presidential election last year,” quipped one amused source. “She was too busy reading the Bible."

College Student Inherits Paris Hilton's Phone Number

A U.S. college student by the name of Shira Barlow started receiving late-night phone calls just days after she got her new cell phone. That's when she discovered she had unwittingly inherited the old phone number of heiress Paris Hilton, and calls and text messages still came in after five months later.

The text messages usually came from 2-4 in the morning asking about cool night clubs, but around the time Paris was going to jail those were replaced by condolences.

Barlow said she had to resist the temptation of posing as Hilton to get into exclusive parties for her and her friends. She also says she does not plan to switch the number because instead of being a hassle and annoyance, having Paris Hilton's old number provides a source of amusement.

"She inherited it in February under a practice in which U.S. phone companies recycle old cell phone numbers after six months to meet increasing demand, the Times said."

Who Knew Paris Hilton is Such an Artist?

Man, I'm just shocked. While she was in jail, Paris Hilton drew such an amazing work of art I was practically moved to tears. Check it out below... Isn't it incredible?



I mean, she could be the next Van Gogh! Look at this fantastic piece... It almost blinds me with its rays of talent. And look, Paris even signed her name to it, so no one will ever mistake who this stunning excellence is by. Just... wow.