Nicole Richie Eats Every Hour

Yeah, now you try to convince us you were never anorexic and that you ARE capable of eating. I refuse to believe it.

"Do I eat is kind of an understatement. I eat all the time, especially now. I'm constantly hungry. I'm eating at least every hour."

She says she wants to take the best care of herself, especially now that she's pregnant. She's eating healthier and cutting out caffeine and sushi. She also says there's to be no alcohol, marijuana, pills, or smoking around her.

The father of her soon to be baby boy, Joel Madden, says not being able to smoke is the toughest part. He says he has already given up his gross habit of one and a half packs a day. Haha, good luck with that.

Anyway, another surprising thing Nicole said? That she's totally okay with gaining 50 pounds, if "that's what my body needs to do". She says she's never had an eating disorder, and her excuse is anxiety, stress, and not being careful.

And when Diane showed Nicole pictures of her looking like an ano-skeleton a few months ago she said she was a very skinny girl going through something then. Diane asked if it was drug related. Nicole answered, "I think it possibly could have been."

God. You think it possibly could have been? You sound stupid, just say YES. It's quite obvious what the true answer is so why make yourself look like a fool? Hah. You think it possibly could have been...

Well, I certainly do hope she does eat right and take care of herself while she's pregnant with this baby, because the poor thing would have to pay for her actions.

Nicole Richie Confirms Her Pregnancy

Nicole Richie confirmed to Diane Sawyer that she is indeed pregnant. To be much more specific, four whole months pregnant. Her baby also belongs to Joel Madden (you've got it right, Hilary Duff's ex). The interview will air on Good Morning America this Thursday and 20/20 Friday.

She said, "Yes, I am. We are. I'm almost four months."

Nicole will too speak about going to jail. "I have a responsibility and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. And unfortunately I can't, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult."

Prediction: This will be an interesting baby. Coming from her, it's got to be tiny. Coming from them, it's got to be an unpretty thing.

Nicole Richie is Going to Jail

Of course, it comes as no shock, does it? Nicole Richie is going to serve time. After pleading guilty to driving under the influence of drugs, I was surprised at her light sentence. She gets to serve four days in a city or county jail of her choosing (starting by September 28). Nicole was fined $2,048 and is going to have to complete a 21 day course on alcohol education and serve three years probation.

And to think Paris Hilton was sentenced a whole 45 days. Nicole could use a little more time. (Because who doesn't like a stupid celebrity in jail? I know I do!) Speaking of stupid, the alcohol education course is pointless. This girl won't learn a thing. Look at how well rehab worked for Lindsay Lohan.