Halle Berry is Rude and Bossy

You heard me, Halle Berry is rude and bossy.

She's married to Gabriel Aubry, who could be regretting his vows by now. On a recent trip to Restoration Hardware in Century City, Mrs. Berry forced Gabriel to go with her to pick out some candles and towels. A salesperson came to them and asked if they needed help. Halle declined.

“She told him: ‘No Thanks. He needs to learn how to do these things himself! You men suddenly get all helpless when it comes to domestic stuff. And that just doesn’t cut it with me!’”

Wait, and that's not all. When it was time to pay, the total was over $1,000, and Halle didn't want to spend her good money. At first her husband just stood there until Halle said, "Well, you certainly don't think I'm paying!" Gabriel quickly took out a black American Express card and paid. Sucks to be him. Why did he choose her out of all those other fish in the sea?

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Horrendous

I've never been a big fan of Sarah Jessica Parker's, but... wow... I have no clue what she was thinking when she put this... thing on. I don't even know what to categorize it as.

She attended the the exhibit of Valentino's greatest creations in Rome, Italy on July 6 wearing this... whatever it is. She was with her husband Mathew. Surely he was embarrassed just to be seen near her?

Hilary Duff Will Never Do Drugs

I don't know why I'm posting so much about Hilary Duff lately, but right now it seems there's a lot to say about her. But currently, if she's being 100% honest, then I'm impressed and proud of her for the way she's planning to handle her life.

Duff says that watching young stars use drugs and ruin their careers is keeping her focused. She is very determined not to ruin her image and her life by messing around with substances. She has a lot going for her, being a singer, actress, and having her own clothes, perfume, and doll lines.

"When I first moved to Hollywood with my parents we lived at the Oakwood Apartments. There were all these people there who were really successful, up-and-coming actors who were on TV shows and stuff. But they all got into drugs and lost all their money and are nowhere now. They just fell off the face of the earth. It scared me. It made me so uninterested in drugs and experimenting," Hilary told Stella magazine.

Good for you, Hil, good for you! Now let's just see if you can keep it that way. ;)

Hilary Duff Gives out X-Rated Goodie Bags

Click here to see the video!!!!

It is quite understandable that one mom is pretty upset when she took her young, 12-year-old daughter to a Hilary Duff concert. But instead of there being a CD in the goodie bag (like the girl wanted), there was condoms, an adult catalog, and some suntan oil with pictures of marijuana leaves on the front. See the video here.

What were they thinking?

Hilary Duff in a Bikini

Here's Hilary Duff hitting the beach on the fourth of July with her sister, Haylie. Doesn't she look different? Everyone stills sees 19-year-old Hilary as blonde, preteen Lizzie McGuire, no matter how hard Hil tries to shake the image and label she's given. Let's face it, she's all grown up now.

Anyway here's a quick full body photo:

Vanessa Minnilo and Nick Lachey Sex Pictures

We've already laid our eyes on the nude pictures of Vanessa Minnilo and Nick Lachey that appeared, but now there are these. And these don't show the skin, but they show the action.

Nick's response to the photos?

“Where’s the scandal? I was in Mexico with my girlfriend of a year, celebrating our anniversary on a private vacation. It’s not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker. We’ve all gone out and had a few too many and done something stupid. We’ve all made mistakes.”

And he's right. Think about it, anyway. Normal couples do what Vanessa and Nick did all the time. But there aren't cameras constantly watching normal people. Living the life of a celebrity surely isn't all sugar and sweetness.

Jessica Simpson's New Movie Really Sucks

Jessica Simpson's new movie is a disaster... and John Mayer is to blame?



If you want to see Blonde Ambition, you're going to need to wait a little longer, because the release date has been pushed back a second time. Jessica's manager dad even thinks the movie is horrible and doesn't want it competing with other films. The release date was set for August 3rd, and then it was delayed until the last week of August.

Jessica's relationship with John Mayer has supposedly contributed to her unfabulous performance in the movie.

"Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often," said an source. "She always had her dog around, was on the phone with boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV."

Yeah. It's all John's fault that Miss Simpson couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. So whenever Blonde Ambition (a waste of time and money) comes out, I'm telling you not to see it. Unless you want to go make fun of it, of course. Because that's pretty much all you can do.