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Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Britney Spears Should Not Have Children


Of course, I already know what a bad mother Britney Spears is, so I shouldn't continue to be surprised by the things she does with her children. I'll tick off a few right now.

Britney gets little Sean Preston to fetch her cigarettes for her. When she and K-Fed were first married, she wouldn't smoke around him, but now she does all the time. Even worse, when she's misplaced her pack of cigarettes, she turns to Sean and says, "Baby, where are Mama’s lollipops?" He runs and gets them and brings them to her.

Britney also has a short attention span and just hands her children to other people when she's tired. When Jayden starts crying, Brit just hands him over to a bodyguard. Other times she will just absentmindedly give her children to salesgirls when they're in the store!

Sean Preston is only 22 months old and already having dental problems because Britney just shoves a juice bottle in his mouth to keep him from crying. She is constantly feeding him potato chips and soda, and gives him ice cream before bed because it makes him sleepy. She was even bothered by his yellowing teeth so she tried to get the dentist to whiten them, but he refused, fortunately!

Whenever Sean wants his grandmother, Britney tells him that "she is a bad lady".

K-Fed is being told by everyone that he needs to take the children away, and he his relieved that people are actually believing he is a good father now. Of course, compared to Britney, anyone could be the best parent in the world.

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