Nicole Richie Confirms Her Pregnancy

Nicole Richie confirmed to Diane Sawyer that she is indeed pregnant. To be much more specific, four whole months pregnant. Her baby also belongs to Joel Madden (you've got it right, Hilary Duff's ex). The interview will air on Good Morning America this Thursday and 20/20 Friday.

She said, "Yes, I am. We are. I'm almost four months."

Nicole will too speak about going to jail. "I have a responsibility and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. And unfortunately I can't, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult."

Prediction: This will be an interesting baby. Coming from her, it's got to be tiny. Coming from them, it's got to be an unpretty thing.

Hayden Panettiere Picks a Wedgie

Okay, I can't be sure whether she's picking or scratching, but one thing's sure: Hayden Panettiere is also licking her hand. For my own entertainment I'd like to think she picked/scratched and then licked right afterwards. Now that would make a much more interesting story, no?

Britney Spears in a Thong

This photo was just recently uncovered, but it was actually taken months ago. It was taken back in February only 5 days before the notorious event in which Britney shaved her head.

Oops... I suppose I should have included a warning with this picture. It might be so startling for some people to see that they could lose their eyesight and go blind.

Paris Hilton Cut Out of Grandpa's Will

William Barron Hilton cut Paris Hilton out of his will so she has lost her $60 million inheritance, which will now go to charity.

I can't blame Grandpa! He is embarrassed with Paris's antics, and I would be too. He's been through seeing her porn tape going all over the internet and her crying and screaming when she had to go to the jail for drunk driving on a suspended license.

Now if only Paris Hilton actually needed the money. I'm sure this doesn't mean much to her, except for the fact that it's even more publicity.

Eddie Murphy Proposes to Girlfriend

Last week Eddie Murphy proposed to his girlfriend Tracey Edmonds. The engagement ring is set with a large yellow diamond. Which really doesn't make sense to me, because if you're going to get a colored diamond, why a yellow one? Yellow would just make it look as if your diamond wasn't clean.

Anyway, the wedding will not be a big one. It will be a private wedding, low-key and very romantic, a friend tells OK!

I hope Mr. Murphy has fun with the woman he loves, but personally, I don't care for him anymore. He's not funny and he treated Melanie Brown horribly after she had his baby and he repeatedly denied it until it was his until proven.

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Photos

A few weeks back, we saw Ashley Tisdale's nipple slip. Now we have some Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures. She's a Disney actress and stars in that movie, High School Musical.

In the photos Ashley is wearing a textured white bikini with rainbow ties. Her and a friend are taking a kayaking ride into the ocean and they nearly turn over multiple times!

Britney Spears Should Not Have Children

Of course, I already know what a bad mother Britney Spears is, so I shouldn't continue to be surprised by the things she does with her children. I'll tick off a few right now.

Britney gets little Sean Preston to fetch her cigarettes for her. When she and K-Fed were first married, she wouldn't smoke around him, but now she does all the time. Even worse, when she's misplaced her pack of cigarettes, she turns to Sean and says, "Baby, where are Mama’s lollipops?" He runs and gets them and brings them to her.

Britney also has a short attention span and just hands her children to other people when she's tired. When Jayden starts crying, Brit just hands him over to a bodyguard. Other times she will just absentmindedly give her children to salesgirls when they're in the store!

Sean Preston is only 22 months old and already having dental problems because Britney just shoves a juice bottle in his mouth to keep him from crying. She is constantly feeding him potato chips and soda, and gives him ice cream before bed because it makes him sleepy. She was even bothered by his yellowing teeth so she tried to get the dentist to whiten them, but he refused, fortunately!

Whenever Sean wants his grandmother, Britney tells him that "she is a bad lady".

K-Fed is being told by everyone that he needs to take the children away, and he his relieved that people are actually believing he is a good father now. Of course, compared to Britney, anyone could be the best parent in the world.