Paris Hilton Makes Out with Cisco Adler

On Tuesday Paris Hilton was seen at Guy's karaoke night making out with Mischa Barton's ex, Cisco Adler.

A spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton's grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. When she wasn't getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of "Bette Davis Eyes," followed by a medley of her hit "Stars are Blind."

Paris is definitely not the most attractive female alive, but even she could find some more better looking than Cisco Adler. I mean, seriously... You can't much uglier, and much creepier, than that guy.

Lindsay Lohan Looking Happy in Colorful Dress

Lindsay Lohan is looking pretty and happy in a bright, colorful dress that is full length. I'm not too sure about Lindsay. She's always being irresponsible and getting into one thing or another, but it's probably hard with all the pressure, all the time. I just hope she can be happy.

Rihanna in Vibe Vixen

Rihanna is looking great on the cover of Vibe Vixen. But besides the cover, there's also some interesting stuff inside. Rihanna talks about how she couldn't take Jay-Z anymore after a while. She also confesses that she loves white guys, even though she didn't before.

“I wouldn’t have wanted to date White guys before, but they’re killing it right now - Justin Timberlake, Orlando Bloom, Paul Walker … Every hot guy I see is White”

Kirsten Dunst is Gross

You know, I've never really been a big fan of this girl. She's ugly and her looks are constantly on a downhill road. She needs to wash her hair, or at least put on a bra!

She needs to take a shower, get some good make-up, and put on a bra. And I bet she smells pretty bad too, so Kirsten, do something about that.

Not only is she completely hideous, but she's also a snob. Hmm. She's great all around!

Disney's Ashley Tisdale Has a Nipple Slip

Disney star Ashley Tisdale had a nipple slip. She's 22 years old (or something like that) and plays a young teenage girl in the Disney Channel show The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, if you don't know who she is. She also was in that Disney movie, Highschool Musical. She "sings" too, as seen below:

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Lily Allen Has a Third Nipple

Apparently Lily Allen has three nipples, and she will even show you hers.



Did you know that apparently 1/10 of people have a third nipple?

Paris Hilton: The Blonde Icon of This Decade

It's always great to have self confidence. But Paris Hilton has WAY too much! She told The Sunday Times, a British newspaper, this:

“There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now,… I’m that icon.”

I don't think it's even possibly to be more full of yourself than she is.