Paris Hilton is into Politics

Paris Hilton never stops lying, does she? She tries to make us think she's really a little good girl, but then runs around prancing about like a little slut. Oh Paris, we do know better. We're a lot smarter than you are.

During her Larry King interview, Paris told us that she's never done drugs (lie, lie, lie, it's called photos and videos, Paris). She also said that she reads the Bible, which I just can't see her doing. And I guess she never did, because when asked of a passage she likes, she couldn't even think of one. Way to go, Paris. But now she's apparently said something else, except this went on off-air.

While off camera, King asked Paris Hilton if she votes, according to a source. Oh yes, Hilton responded. When did you last vote, King asked according to the insider, who says that Hilton replied, “Last year.” When King wanted to know which election she voted in, Hilton explained, “Presidential.” “I guess she forgot there was no presidential election last year,” quipped one amused source. “She was too busy reading the Bible."

Kim Kardashian Hides the Butt She's So Proud Of

Kim Kardashian was caught on the beach in a bikini, but she never let her insanely large butt be seen. Either she was facing towards the camera, deep in the water, or had a towel wrapped around her. She always seems to be so proud of that huge behind, so I don't get why she's not flaunting it now.

Lindsay Lohan is Doing Better

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab. Lindsay's rep, Leslie Sloane, said the following:

“On Friday, July 13, 2007, Lindsay Lohan successfully completed her 45 days of residential and extended care treatment at Promises. She has transitioned to an intensive outpatient program, which includes attendance at daily AA meetings, outpatient therapy and daily testing. On her own, she has also made the decision in support of her sobriety to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet. In part she is wearing the bracelet so there are no questions about her sobriety if she chooses to go dancing or dining in a place where alcohol is served.”

Apparently Lindsay is doing great and she's getting a lot of support working on her sobriety.

Lindsay has already worn her bracelet in public while she hung out with some friends in Las Vegas at Pure. A clubgoer said that Lindsay seemed to be having a pretty good evening and that she was smiling almost all of the time.

Good for you, Lindsay! I'm proud of you! :)

Britney Spears Loves Responsiblity

Britney Spears decided she loves responsibility and that she doesn't have enough of it. I mean, she IS the most responsible person I know, she can handle her children and her parakeet and now her new dog. So I totally have nothing against her getting this puppy.

That poor Yorkshire Terrier. I do feel very, very sorry for it to be honest with you.

Courtney Love Scares Me

Wow. Courtney Love has usually never looked all that great, but now she's just right down scary. I mean, when I saw this picture, I cowered in fear. Not that I'm a scaredy baby or anything. But who wouldn't be freaked out by this?!?! I don't even know what to say. I'll just back away slowly now...

Fergie Pole Dances for Boyfriend

Josh Duhamel has had a stripper pole installed in their home so his girlfriend Fergie can do some moves for him.

"Fergie is taking lessons, but she won’t get on it until she knows what she’s doing, ’cause she doesn’t want to look stupid," Duhamel tells next month’s Glamour.

He also says there's no way he could have gotten with the Black Eyed Peas lead singer when he was in high school. "She would have been too hot for me in high school. I would have been intimidated by her."

Sure, okay. You lovebirds have fun. But Fergie is not the most intimidatingly stunning girl in the world. In fact, a lot of the time she doesn't even look like a girl. She usually looks like a guy. Or an ape.

Eva Longoria Is Not Allowed To Have Babies

Eva Longoria is not allowed to have children.

Wait, what? No, no, you heard me right. Newlywed Eva Longoria is banned from having babies for at least a year.

Why can't she have a child for a whole year with her new husband? Because her 'Desperate Housewives' boss said so. She cannot get pregnant because it was not written in the storyline.

Eva says she is fine with the ban of getting pregnant, even though she wants kids very much. She says she is now just looking forward to spending time with her new husband.

The offspring will wait!