Britney Spears Looks Like Crap

Oh, excuse me, wait... Does she ever NOT?

This is Britney Spears pictured with a nasty weave, and it seems like she doesn't own a hair brush, or even ever look in the mirror. She's so hideous. I mean, even just look at that scalp showing through. She has so much money so how is it even possible that she can look this bad?

Did I mention this picture was taken of her coming out of a Taco Bell Express? She went inside just to relieve herself in their bathroom. Gross much? Yeah. Britney's all around gross.

Emma Watson at the Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix Premiere

Here are some photos of Emma Watson at the Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix Premiere in LA. I actually don't mind Emma Watson. She's a pretty, sweet girl and she's not completely unfocused and full of herself like American celebrities usually are. Anyway, on to the pics... Click on them to see them full size.

Put a Sock in it, Kelly Clarkson Haters

There are so many people who are saying Kelly Clarkson's new album 'My December' sucks and there's a lot of negative press around it.

But Kelly Clarkson's album 'My December' is the #1 most bought album in the world this week. Right now, she's sold a little less than half a million worldwide.

Kudos to Kelly, singer of the song 'Never Again', for being who she wants to be and sticking to what she believes in, in when the press and everyone else is being negative and hating. Maybe other people should do what she's doing and try something different for a change. Her album is NOT that bad! It's actually better than most out there.

Serena Williams is Looking Masculine

Is this picture of Serena Williams disturbing and scary or what? Please do tell me she's still a woman and not a man now (click the image to make it larger).

In the photo she is shown at the 2007 Wimbledon Tennis Championships. It's downright freaky how much she resembles that of the male species.

College Student Inherits Paris Hilton's Phone Number

A U.S. college student by the name of Shira Barlow started receiving late-night phone calls just days after she got her new cell phone. That's when she discovered she had unwittingly inherited the old phone number of heiress Paris Hilton, and calls and text messages still came in after five months later.

The text messages usually came from 2-4 in the morning asking about cool night clubs, but around the time Paris was going to jail those were replaced by condolences.

Barlow said she had to resist the temptation of posing as Hilton to get into exclusive parties for her and her friends. She also says she does not plan to switch the number because instead of being a hassle and annoyance, having Paris Hilton's old number provides a source of amusement.

"She inherited it in February under a practice in which U.S. phone companies recycle old cell phone numbers after six months to meet increasing demand, the Times said."

Halle Berry is Rude and Bossy

You heard me, Halle Berry is rude and bossy.

She's married to Gabriel Aubry, who could be regretting his vows by now. On a recent trip to Restoration Hardware in Century City, Mrs. Berry forced Gabriel to go with her to pick out some candles and towels. A salesperson came to them and asked if they needed help. Halle declined.

“She told him: ‘No Thanks. He needs to learn how to do these things himself! You men suddenly get all helpless when it comes to domestic stuff. And that just doesn’t cut it with me!’”

Wait, and that's not all. When it was time to pay, the total was over $1,000, and Halle didn't want to spend her good money. At first her husband just stood there until Halle said, "Well, you certainly don't think I'm paying!" Gabriel quickly took out a black American Express card and paid. Sucks to be him. Why did he choose her out of all those other fish in the sea?

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Horrendous

I've never been a big fan of Sarah Jessica Parker's, but... wow... I have no clue what she was thinking when she put this... thing on. I don't even know what to categorize it as.

She attended the the exhibit of Valentino's greatest creations in Rome, Italy on July 6 wearing this... whatever it is. She was with her husband Mathew. Surely he was embarrassed just to be seen near her?