How to be a True Celebrity

I plan to share many ways with you on how you can be a celebrity, and here are the first three. They are very general and definitely not too hard with a teensy bit of work, a camera, and an alcohol or drug addiction.

1. Get nude photos of yourself leaked online. I mean, come on, SERIOUSLY. All the good celebrities do it! Or maybe at least a nipple slip or upskirt would do the trick.

2. Make a sex tape. And then, either deny it's you or say it was a personal matter and you are truly embarrassed it got out to the public (when really you're loving the publicity).

3. Go to rehab. It's the new trend. Simple as that.

This is a joke. In no way am I actually encouraging the celebrity tendencies.